[quote="Tewright1"]I know one mother who's little girl always smelled like butt. It was bad enough that she was a little funny looking to start off with.[/quote]
4-Stupid grown A## men who try to talk to my teenaged daughter when she is standing right next to me and when they get checked on it turn around an lie "I thought you were her sister or something"
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That happens all the time when I am with a teen. i say loud enough for other people to hear. "Keep it moving gentlemen, this is a child. Thank you sirs" LOL
[quote="FutureMrsKeepUp"]I know one mother who's little girl always smelled like butt. It was bad enough that she was a little funny looking to start off with.
tewright1 you may as well come on down and join me and pamcrow in this here corner sugar lmao and please bring edibles for us to eat and red kool-aid
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Ladies, I was out trying to get my son's car fixed and I ran across another one of my pet peeves. It happens so often that I really don't pay it much attention; but in the BLAZING HOT sun and 90+ degree weather, I just could get over it.
Tittie Talkers: When you are talking to a man and and all he does is stare at your breasts and can't seem to hear a word you are saying. He only looks up long enough to say "huh" and goes back to staring. Then when I go off and tell them that they don't speak and he needs to focus on what I'm saying (okay maybe it may not have sounded quite like that; but that is how I meant to say it) and they act like I'm the one with the problem.
Love lights even the darkest of paths.
What Fire doesn't destroy, only makes stronger.
Even when you don't know; God knows. I will be still and let Him do His thing.
Alone in the world; but always in the company of the Lord.
Tittie Talkers: When you are talking to a man and and all he does is stare at your breasts and can't seem to hear a word you are saying. He only looks up long enough to say "huh" and goes back to staring. Then when I go off and tell them that they don't speak and he needs to focus on what I'm saying (okay maybe it may not have sounded quite like that; but that is how I meant to say it) and they act like I'm the one with the problem.
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LMAO!!!! Tewright1 you need to go straight to the corner!! not only do the vibride sistas have creative thoughts and ideas for weddings, but we can even come up with some good "words" TITTIE TALKERS!!!!!!!!
Got another one: People that still write checks for regular purchases. You're at the grocery store trying to pick up a couple things, the lines are already long, you look up to see what the hold up is and someone is bent over WRITING A CHK! I mean REALLY use some cash or get a debit card dude for real! Now you know after they write the chk the cashier has to do her thing and get their driver's license to chk it out and all that....ARRRRGGGGHHHHH!
Sticking with the grocery store drama, those people that make a big deal about a difference in price. Don't get me wrong I like any person loves when something is on sale or I can get a discount on it by coupon or whatever else. BUT at the same time please PLEASE don't make a big scene because the peanut butter said it was $1.50 on the shelf but rang up $1.60! It's just not that serious.....holding up the line, calling the manager over to void out the item....too much drama!...lol
I ask him a question or make a statement, then he says HUH! and when START to say it again ...he answers! I'm like ...though you didn't hear me!!!!!
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Now Turiya I am sooo guilty of this. I do it all the time. It's a habbit i'm trying to break, but it is harder then you may think. So don't be too hard on your hubby. Lol.
OMG!!!! That ssoooooooooooooooooooo freaking annoying!!! Or at least it used to be!! LOL ...The way I do him NOW is when he say HUH!?? I don't say shyt ..til he says it again ...and it has to be "what you say?" in order for me to repeat it! LOL
Speaking of grocery stores: I bugs the heck out of me when I run in to grab a gallon of milk and there are 3 people with 2 carts of crap a piece and they won't let me check out in front of them! Then they keep looking back at me like "dang, I could let her go but if I had to wait she does too!"
Yea girl it's annoying to myself and i'm doing it. I would do it and then ask myself why did you say "HUH" and you heard the question. 99% of the time when I say "HUH" there is no need to repeat the question. I know it's not a "slow" thing because far from being slow, it's just a very bad habbit.
[quote="FutureMrsKeepUp"]Speaking of grocery stores: I bugs the heck out of me when I run in to grab a gallon of milk and there are 3 people with 2 carts of crap a piece and they won't let me check out in front of them! Then they keep looking back at me like "dang, I could let her go but if I had to wait she does too!"
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OH YES...that is annoying. What I do is make sure I look straight at them evertime they turn around. I'll have my one carton of milk sitting on my head if I have to just to make sure they see it!! After awhile they feel so guilty...they usually let me in front...lol
[quote="Turiya"]LOL! He does it all the time! And ends a sentence with:
So
or
Yea
...what is that???? "So what" "nothing, just so" "but why so though" ...I really don't like talking to him!LOL
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What I do with those kinds (FH and Children) is just say the object of what I want; like "dinner" instead of "what do you want for dinner?" Then they are forced to focus on that one word (and get pissed off in the process-I guess too much brain matter being used at one time). It always ends with "why didn't you just ask me what I wanted for dinner?" With a big grin on my face, I answer "I would have if I could believe that you would have listen to me the first time and not answer with the standard 'what'"
Love lights even the darkest of paths.
What Fire doesn't destroy, only makes stronger.
Even when you don't know; God knows. I will be still and let Him do His thing.
Alone in the world; but always in the company of the Lord.
I have to add another. One thing that irks me is when I see a mother or father for that matter pushing a child in a stroller and that child's feet are dragging on the floor! The child is big enough to push the parent. Give it a rest already let these children walk, the stroller is about to cave in -- LOL!!!!!
Delight yourself in The Lord & He will give you the desires of your heart!Ps 37
[quote="DaughterRhonda"]I have to add another. One thing that irks me is when I see a mother or father for that matter pushing a child in a stroller and that child's feet are dragging on the floor! The child is big enough to push the parent. Give it a rest already let these children walk, the stroller is about to cave in -- LOL!!!!!
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Better yet when you see them carrying or holding the child (especially when they are in the checkout) and can't do what they need to do because the child is D### big that they need to use both hands to keep the child up and from kicking them in the knees.
Or how about the potty trained pacifier junkie (a child who is still sucking the pacifier and is or near potty trained)
Love lights even the darkest of paths.
What Fire doesn't destroy, only makes stronger.
Even when you don't know; God knows. I will be still and let Him do His thing.
Alone in the world; but always in the company of the Lord.
[quote="Tewright1"]LOL! He does it all the time! And ends a sentence with:
So
or
Yea
...what is that???? "So what" "nothing, just so" "but why so though" ...I really don't like talking to him!LOL
What I do with those kinds (FH and Children) is just say the object of what I want; like "dinner" instead of "what do you want for dinner?" Then they are forced to focus on that one word (and get pissed off in the process-I guess too much brain matter being used at one time). It always ends with "why didn't you just ask me what I wanted for dinner?" With a big grin on my face, I answer "I would have if I could believe that you would have listen to me the first time and not answer with the standard 'what'"
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OMG T!! He does that to ME!!!
If I ask him what did he say ...he does that ...Dinner shyt. I'm like Dinner is not a complete sentence ...ooooo I thought you heard me ...WHY DID YOU THINK THAT when I asked you, what did you say ...oooooohhhh I get it because you do me like that! LOL
Talking to him is really a strain on my patience ...we text allll day long bc of our schedules ...and when we can't get it right in the house I'll say with the quickness ....Should I send yo azz a text!!! You can hear me then!!! LOL
[quote="Tewright1"]Better yet when you see them carrying or holding the child (especially when they are in the checkout) and can't do what they need to do because the child is D### big that they need to use both hands to keep the child up and from kicking them in the knees.
Or how about the potty trained pacifier junkie (a child who is still sucking the pacifier and is or near potty trained)
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Too funny!!!!
Delight yourself in The Lord & He will give you the desires of your heart!Ps 37
I am a 34 dd naturally and I will just plump 'em up while they stare. It embarrasses the hell out of them and they suddenly won't look ANYWHERE but my eyes. Men are so halfassed sometimes. lol
[quote="Turiya"]OMG!!!! That ssoooooooooooooooooooo freaking annoying!!! Or at least it used to be!! LOL ...The way I do him NOW is when he say HUH!?? I don't say shyt ..til he says it again ...and it has to be "what you say?" in order for me to repeat it! LOL
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Just say to him- If you can "HUH" you can HEAR. lol I used to say that to DH all the time,he would get mad and say, fo' real, what you say. lol
I hate when he starts mumbling! he could be talking loud and clear and then the sound just drifts away. so that's when i say HUH and he goes crazy. lol. I say stop Mumbling all the d@mn time and I will know what the heck you said.
Another thing is no feedback in the convo. I could say so much and he always thinks there is no response needed. Drives me insane
[quote="Rosetta"]I am a 34 dd naturally and I will just plump 'em up while they stare. It embarrasses the hell out of them and they suddenly won't look ANYWHERE but my eyes. Men are so halfassed sometimes. lol
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I am a 40H and I don't have to do too much plumping (shoot it takes everything I have to keep this suckers up). I am 5'3" so they have to look down to my face; but just don't stop until they get to the sista's (Vivian and Vanessa - yep I named them).
Love lights even the darkest of paths.
What Fire doesn't destroy, only makes stronger.
Even when you don't know; God knows. I will be still and let Him do His thing.
Alone in the world; but always in the company of the Lord.
[quote="Rosetta"]I am a 34 dd naturally and I will just plump 'em up while they stare. It embarrasses the hell out of them and they suddenly won't look ANYWHERE but my eyes. Men are so halfassed sometimes. lol
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now that's FUN-NEY!!!!.....HA!!!!!!!!!!!! That's what I'm talkin' about, since they are already google-eyeing them, might as well give them a better view......LOL!....
It's like they just can't help it. I don't have much up top, but I have that "black-girl" booty. It's like they can't help it, at least you all's cleavage is in the front. Answer me this...how am I going to be talking to you....and you steady trying to look at my booty and my thighs...can't you "at least" wait until I walk away? I mean REALLY!>...lol
When someone at work stops to ask MMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE a question and someone in passing STOPS to hear the whole question AND answer it ...and the kicker!!! AND BE WRONG!!!! Boy, that's an irker!!!
Woe wait ...I'm at work ..so I have 2 more!!
When someone is talking to you and stops, starts with the hand motions, then says, you know what I saying ... ME: when you say it, I probably will ...but you aint saying nuffin right now!
Same person does this: You can't talk when you suppose to (read above) but when you shouldn't, you have diarea of the mouth.
IE: Nikol can watch the phones for me, I'm bleeding heavy again, and I need to go to the bathroom... I'm like wwwoooooeeeee why mannnn ...you could have stop at "can you watch the phones"! Same person, sends a company email, "Just to let you know, I'll be out for a week, getting my uterus taking out, please make sure ....
[quote="Shy41208"]OMG!!!! That ssoooooooooooooooooooo freaking annoying!!! Or at least it used to be!! LOL ...The way I do him NOW is when he say HUH!?? I don't say shyt ..til he says it again ...and it has to be "what you say?" in order for me to repeat it! LOL
Just say to him- If you can "HUH" you can HEAR. lol I used to say that to DH all the time,he would get mad and say, fo' real, what you say. lol
I hate when he starts mumbling! he could be talking loud and clear and then the sound just drifts away. so that's when i say HUH and he goes crazy. lol. I say stop Mumbling all the d@mn time and I will know what the heck you said.
Another thing is no feedback in the convo. I could say so much and he always thinks there is no response needed. Drives me insane
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Oh my the mumbling!!! When I ask what you say ..it's NUFFIN!! I aint say nuffin. Yo I can see you saying SOMETHING I just can't hear you ...I forgot. OMG he forgot yall!!! (that's during an arguement)
I'm serious ...I REALLY don't like talking to him! He's an azz!!!
Turiya learn to sign TMI for those moments when she starts "over-sharing". TMI=Too Much Information.
Oh and the next time someone buts in to your conversation and incorrectly answers the question; reply "Glad my check doesn't depend on (coworker's name) work/answers, just mine." Not only will it piss them off, but it makes me feel a lot better knowing that they will second guess trying to show me up again.
For those who don't get it and try again, I attempt to hand them some of my assignments/work/projects and tell them that if they want to be me they have to be all of me. (That usually does it for me)
Love lights even the darkest of paths.
What Fire doesn't destroy, only makes stronger.
Even when you don't know; God knows. I will be still and let Him do His thing.
Alone in the world; but always in the company of the Lord.
[quote="Tewright1"]I am a 34 dd naturally and I will just plump 'em up while they stare. It embarrasses the hell out of them and they suddenly won't look ANYWHERE but my eyes. Men are so halfassed sometimes. lol
I am a 40H and I don't have to do too much plumping (shoot it takes everything I have to keep this suckers up). I am 5'3" so they have to look down to my face; but just don't stop until they get to the sista's (Vivian and Vanessa - yep I named them).
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Too funny -- yall I'm going to get in trouble at work -- LOL!!!!
Delight yourself in The Lord & He will give you the desires of your heart!Ps 37
pleeezzzee let's not start with men/children non-communication!!
My DH & son are both the worst!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My son-"huh mama?" me: huh mama?!?!? him: "I mean ma'am mama" he can't hear jack, but he don't miss a beat hearing sounds on that d@#$ x-box!! :)
DH-just don't know how to have a decent conversation, especially if we are having a SERIOUS discussion!! he will talk about tea in china instead of sticking to the topic!!! and I'm like where the h$#@ did THAT come from? we weren't even talking about no d@#$ tea! LOL then he'll say what were we talking about again? at that point I am ready to drop kick him in the neck!!!(but I know there is no way my legs will reach with me 5"4 and him 6"1-LOL)
DH does that too BUT he WILL make that tea convo connect with that present arguement and HE will flow right with it ...while I have the "are you serious" look on my face!
[quote="soontobebride"]I am a 34 dd naturally and I will just plump 'em up while they stare. It embarrasses the hell out of them and they suddenly won't look ANYWHERE but my eyes. Men are so halfassed sometimes. lol
now that's FUN-NEY!!!!.....HA!!!!!!!!!!!! That's what I'm talkin' about, since they are already google-eyeing them, might as well give them a better view......LOL!....
It's like they just can't help it. I don't have much up top, but I have that "black-girl" booty. It's like they can't help it, at least you all's cleavage is in the front. Answer me this...how am I going to be talking to you....and you steady trying to look at my booty and my thighs...can't you "at least" wait until I walk away? I mean REALLY!>...lol
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You ever walk away and then turn around to see if they're looking at you and catch them staring?! LOL! Too funny. They start looking in all directions, so suprised that you turned around and caught them!
[quote="VIPrincessBride"]
now that's FUN-NEY!!!!.....HA!!!!!!!!!!!! That's what I'm talkin' about, since they are already google-eyeing them, might as well give them a better view......LOL!....
It's like they just can't help it. I don't have much up top, but I have that "black-girl" booty. It's like they can't help it, at least you all's cleavage is in the front. Answer me this...how am I going to be talking to you....and you steady trying to look at my booty and my thighs...can't you "at least" wait until I walk away? I mean REALLY!>...lol
You ever walk away and then turn around to see if they're looking at you and catch them staring?! LOL! Too funny. They start looking in all directions, so suprised that you turned around and caught them!
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I have a pet peeve that I've been holding in because I know it will get me sent to the corner warehouse or banned from ViBride but it must be said:
My pet peeve is when people come online to create drama because their lives are evidently so mundane that they have to come to the internet and LIE to toal strangers!
Really ladies (or maybe gents, who knows), everyone in this sisterhood has something to add. Please stay in your lane. If you don't know, can't add to, haven't experienced, or whatever - just show some love and support and move on. If you just want to chat about randomness, then say that. If you want to make up hypothetical situations and get others opinions for fun, then say that! If you are embarrassed by some of your actions in your personal life and want to "talk" about it without looking stupid, create a new personality like "whatif" did and do that. Hell, say it was a friend of yours that going through - whatever! But please, PLEASE stop the madness! It's unneccesary and you're fooling no one but yourself.
Disclaimer: This is not directed to any ONE person because their are several on here now and in the past that have brought MUD (made up drama) to the board! Love you all, even those of you who are a little "different!"
Future,
I was thinking the same thing but didnt know how to put it into words. I am glad to see that I was alone on this thought in general. As I am usually the Shy one, I just thought that to myself.
[quote="FutureMrsKeepUp"]I have a pet peeve that I've been holding in because I know it will get me sent to the corner warehouse or banned from ViBride but it must be said:
My pet peeve is when people come online to create drama because their lives are evidently so mundane that they have to come to the internet and LIE to toal strangers!
Really ladies (or maybe gents, who knows), everyone in this sisterhood has something to add. Please stay in your lane. If you don't know, can't add to, haven't experienced, or whatever - just show some love and support and move on. If you just want to chat about randomness, then say that. If you want to make up hypothetical situations and get others opinions for fun, then say that! If you are embarrassed by some of your actions in your personal life and want to "talk" about it without looking stupid, create a new personality like "whatif" did and do that. Hell, say it was a friend of yours that going through - whatever! But please, PLEASE stop the madness! It's unneccesary and you're fooling no one but yourself.
Disclaimer: This is not directed to any ONE person because their are several on here now and in the past that have brought MUD (made up drama) to the board! Love you all, even those of you who are a little "different!"
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FutureMrsKeepUp,
I don't know to cry or get up and shout. You are so on the money! I am one of those who went through all the drama and came out on the other side (no I didn't get married); but it was you true sisters that helped me through it (that's why I came back and come back).
Love lights even the darkest of paths.
What Fire doesn't destroy, only makes stronger.
Even when you don't know; God knows. I will be still and let Him do His thing.
Alone in the world; but always in the company of the Lord.
[quote="FutureMrsKeepUp"]I have a pet peeve that I've been holding in because I know it will get me sent to the corner warehouse or banned from ViBride but it must be said:
My pet peeve is when people come online to create drama because their lives are evidently so mundane that they have to come to the internet and LIE to toal strangers!
Really ladies (or maybe gents, who knows), everyone in this sisterhood has something to add. Please stay in your lane. If you don't know, can't add to, haven't experienced, or whatever - just show some love and support and move on. If you just want to chat about randomness, then say that. If you want to make up hypothetical situations and get others opinions for fun, then say that! If you are embarrassed by some of your actions in your personal life and want to "talk" about it without looking stupid, create a new personality like "whatif" did and do that. Hell, say it was a friend of yours that going through - whatever! But please, PLEASE stop the madness! It's unneccesary and you're fooling no one but yourself.
Disclaimer: This is not directed to any ONE person because their are several on here now and in the past that have brought MUD (made up drama) to the board! Love you all, even those of you who are a little "different!"
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....and can the CHUCH (yup I said chuch) say AMEN!!!!!.....LOL
[quote="Tewright1"]I know one mother who's little girl always smelled like butt. It was bad enough that she was a little funny looking to start off with.[/quote]
ROFLMBAO!
4-Stupid grown A## men who try to talk to my teenaged daughter when she is standing right next to me and when they get checked on it turn around an lie "I thought you were her sister or something"
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That happens all the time when I am with a teen. i say loud enough for other people to hear. "Keep it moving gentlemen, this is a child. Thank you sirs" LOL
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[quote="FutureMrsKeepUp"]I know one mother who's little girl always smelled like butt. It was bad enough that she was a little funny looking to start off with.
tewright1 you may as well come on down and join me and pamcrow in this here corner sugar lmao and please bring edibles for us to eat and red kool-aid
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LMAO, you guys are terrible. VIbride is just one big corner and we are all in it, no ones getting out for as long as you shall live.
Ladies, I was out trying to get my son's car fixed and I ran across another one of my pet peeves. It happens so often that I really don't pay it much attention; but in the BLAZING HOT sun and 90+ degree weather, I just could get over it.
Tittie Talkers: When you are talking to a man and and all he does is stare at your breasts and can't seem to hear a word you are saying. He only looks up long enough to say "huh" and goes back to staring. Then when I go off and tell them that they don't speak and he needs to focus on what I'm saying (okay maybe it may not have sounded quite like that; but that is how I meant to say it) and they act like I'm the one with the problem.
Love lights even the darkest of paths.
What Fire doesn't destroy, only makes stronger.
Even when you don't know; God knows. I will be still and let Him do His thing.
Alone in the world; but always in the company of the Lord.
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Tittie Talkers: When you are talking to a man and and all he does is stare at your breasts and can't seem to hear a word you are saying. He only looks up long enough to say "huh" and goes back to staring. Then when I go off and tell them that they don't speak and he needs to focus on what I'm saying (okay maybe it may not have sounded quite like that; but that is how I meant to say it) and they act like I'm the one with the problem.
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LMAO!!!! Tewright1 you need to go straight to the corner!! not only do the vibride sistas have creative thoughts and ideas for weddings, but we can even come up with some good "words" TITTIE TALKERS!!!!!!!!
LOL
When someone calls YOUR CELL PHONE, and says "Who is this?"
I'm like. "What or whose number did you just call idiot."
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Got another one: People that still write checks for regular purchases. You're at the grocery store trying to pick up a couple things, the lines are already long, you look up to see what the hold up is and someone is bent over WRITING A CHK! I mean REALLY use some cash or get a debit card dude for real! Now you know after they write the chk the cashier has to do her thing and get their driver's license to chk it out and all that....ARRRRGGGGHHHHH!
Sticking with the grocery store drama, those people that make a big deal about a difference in price. Don't get me wrong I like any person loves when something is on sale or I can get a discount on it by coupon or whatever else. BUT at the same time please PLEASE don't make a big scene because the peanut butter said it was $1.50 on the shelf but rang up $1.60! It's just not that serious.....holding up the line, calling the manager over to void out the item....too much drama!...lol
OMG!!!! TeWright1, CMT and Soontobebride -- you ladies are too funny!
Delight yourself in The Lord & He will give you the desires of your heart!Ps 37
DH does these:
I ask him a question or make a statement, then he says HUH! and when START to say it again ...he answers! I'm like ...though you didn't hear me!!!!!
Or he answers my question BEFORE I can finish it ..then says ...what you say? Nothing -you already answered me!
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[quote="Turiya"]DH does these:
I ask him a question or make a statement, then he says HUH! and when START to say it again ...he answers! I'm like ...though you didn't hear me!!!!!
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Now Turiya I am sooo guilty of this. I do it all the time. It's a habbit i'm trying to break, but it is harder then you may think. So don't be too hard on your hubby. Lol.
OMG!!!! That ssoooooooooooooooooooo freaking annoying!!! Or at least it used to be!! LOL ...The way I do him NOW is when he say HUH!?? I don't say shyt ..til he says it again ...and it has to be "what you say?" in order for me to repeat it! LOL
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Speaking of grocery stores: I bugs the heck out of me when I run in to grab a gallon of milk and there are 3 people with 2 carts of crap a piece and they won't let me check out in front of them! Then they keep looking back at me like "dang, I could let her go but if I had to wait she does too!"
Yea girl it's annoying to myself and i'm doing it. I would do it and then ask myself why did you say "HUH" and you heard the question. 99% of the time when I say "HUH" there is no need to repeat the question. I know it's not a "slow" thing because far from being slow, it's just a very bad habbit.
LOL! He does it all the time! And ends a sentence with:
So
or
Yea
...what is that???? "So what" "nothing, just so" "but why so though" ...I really don't like talking to him!LOL
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ok! here's one: (this happened at lunch today)
1. dumb azz GROWN men that ask questions like-"where's your husband?" (when they are trying to get their mack on)
[quote="Turiya"]I really don't like talking to him!LOL
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LMAO
[quote="FutureMrsKeepUp"]Speaking of grocery stores: I bugs the heck out of me when I run in to grab a gallon of milk and there are 3 people with 2 carts of crap a piece and they won't let me check out in front of them! Then they keep looking back at me like "dang, I could let her go but if I had to wait she does too!"
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OH YES...that is annoying. What I do is make sure I look straight at them evertime they turn around. I'll have my one carton of milk sitting on my head if I have to just to make sure they see it!! After awhile they feel so guilty...they usually let me in front...lol
[quote="Turiya"]LOL! He does it all the time! And ends a sentence with:
So
or
Yea
...what is that???? "So what" "nothing, just so" "but why so though" ...I really don't like talking to him!LOL
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What I do with those kinds (FH and Children) is just say the object of what I want; like "dinner" instead of "what do you want for dinner?" Then they are forced to focus on that one word (and get pissed off in the process-I guess too much brain matter being used at one time). It always ends with "why didn't you just ask me what I wanted for dinner?" With a big grin on my face, I answer "I would have if I could believe that you would have listen to me the first time and not answer with the standard 'what'"
Love lights even the darkest of paths.
What Fire doesn't destroy, only makes stronger.
Even when you don't know; God knows. I will be still and let Him do His thing.
Alone in the world; but always in the company of the Lord.
I have to add another. One thing that irks me is when I see a mother or father for that matter pushing a child in a stroller and that child's feet are dragging on the floor! The child is big enough to push the parent. Give it a rest already let these children walk, the stroller is about to cave in -- LOL!!!!!
Delight yourself in The Lord & He will give you the desires of your heart!Ps 37
[quote="DaughterRhonda"]I have to add another. One thing that irks me is when I see a mother or father for that matter pushing a child in a stroller and that child's feet are dragging on the floor! The child is big enough to push the parent. Give it a rest already let these children walk, the stroller is about to cave in -- LOL!!!!!
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Better yet when you see them carrying or holding the child (especially when they are in the checkout) and can't do what they need to do because the child is D### big that they need to use both hands to keep the child up and from kicking them in the knees.
Or how about the potty trained pacifier junkie (a child who is still sucking the pacifier and is or near potty trained)
Love lights even the darkest of paths.
What Fire doesn't destroy, only makes stronger.
Even when you don't know; God knows. I will be still and let Him do His thing.
Alone in the world; but always in the company of the Lord.
[quote="Tewright1"]LOL! He does it all the time! And ends a sentence with:
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...what is that???? "So what" "nothing, just so" "but why so though" ...I really don't like talking to him!LOL
What I do with those kinds (FH and Children) is just say the object of what I want; like "dinner" instead of "what do you want for dinner?" Then they are forced to focus on that one word (and get pissed off in the process-I guess too much brain matter being used at one time). It always ends with "why didn't you just ask me what I wanted for dinner?" With a big grin on my face, I answer "I would have if I could believe that you would have listen to me the first time and not answer with the standard 'what'"
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OMG T!! He does that to ME!!!
If I ask him what did he say ...he does that ...Dinner shyt. I'm like Dinner is not a complete sentence ...ooooo I thought you heard me ...WHY DID YOU THINK THAT when I asked you, what did you say ...oooooohhhh I get it because you do me like that! LOL
Talking to him is really a strain on my patience ...we text allll day long bc of our schedules ...and when we can't get it right in the house I'll say with the quickness ....Should I send yo azz a text!!! You can hear me then!!! LOL
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[quote="Tewright1"]Better yet when you see them carrying or holding the child (especially when they are in the checkout) and can't do what they need to do because the child is D### big that they need to use both hands to keep the child up and from kicking them in the knees.
Or how about the potty trained pacifier junkie (a child who is still sucking the pacifier and is or near potty trained)
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Too funny!!!!
Delight yourself in The Lord & He will give you the desires of your heart!Ps 37
[quote="Turiya"] ....Should I send yo azz a text!!! You can hear me then!!! LOL
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Maybe I should try that with my husband, he doesn't listen either -- especially when he's watching tv! LOL!!!!
Delight yourself in The Lord & He will give you the desires of your heart!Ps 37
I am a 34 dd naturally and I will just plump 'em up while they stare. It embarrasses the hell out of them and they suddenly won't look ANYWHERE but my eyes. Men are so halfassed sometimes. lol
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[quote="Turiya"]OMG!!!! That ssoooooooooooooooooooo freaking annoying!!! Or at least it used to be!! LOL ...The way I do him NOW is when he say HUH!?? I don't say shyt ..til he says it again ...and it has to be "what you say?" in order for me to repeat it! LOL
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Just say to him- If you can "HUH" you can HEAR. lol I used to say that to DH all the time,he would get mad and say, fo' real, what you say. lol
I hate when he starts mumbling! he could be talking loud and clear and then the sound just drifts away. so that's when i say HUH and he goes crazy. lol. I say stop Mumbling all the d@mn time and I will know what the heck you said.
Another thing is no feedback in the convo. I could say so much and he always thinks there is no response needed. Drives me insane
[quote="Rosetta"]I am a 34 dd naturally and I will just plump 'em up while they stare. It embarrasses the hell out of them and they suddenly won't look ANYWHERE but my eyes. Men are so halfassed sometimes. lol
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I am a 40H and I don't have to do too much plumping (shoot it takes everything I have to keep this suckers up). I am 5'3" so they have to look down to my face; but just don't stop until they get to the sista's (Vivian and Vanessa - yep I named them).
Love lights even the darkest of paths.
What Fire doesn't destroy, only makes stronger.
Even when you don't know; God knows. I will be still and let Him do His thing.
Alone in the world; but always in the company of the Lord.
[quote="Rosetta"]I am a 34 dd naturally and I will just plump 'em up while they stare. It embarrasses the hell out of them and they suddenly won't look ANYWHERE but my eyes. Men are so halfassed sometimes. lol
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now that's FUN-NEY!!!!.....HA!!!!!!!!!!!! That's what I'm talkin' about, since they are already google-eyeing them, might as well give them a better view......LOL!....
It's like they just can't help it. I don't have much up top, but I have that "black-girl" booty. It's like they can't help it, at least you all's cleavage is in the front. Answer me this...how am I going to be talking to you....and you steady trying to look at my booty and my thighs...can't you "at least" wait until I walk away? I mean REALLY!>...lol
When someone at work stops to ask MMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE a question and someone in passing STOPS to hear the whole question AND answer it ...and the kicker!!! AND BE WRONG!!!! Boy, that's an irker!!!
Woe wait ...I'm at work ..so I have 2 more!!
When someone is talking to you and stops, starts with the hand motions, then says, you know what I saying ... ME: when you say it, I probably will ...but you aint saying nuffin right now!
Same person does this: You can't talk when you suppose to (read above) but when you shouldn't, you have diarea of the mouth.
IE: Nikol can watch the phones for me, I'm bleeding heavy again, and I need to go to the bathroom... I'm like wwwoooooeeeee why mannnn ...you could have stop at "can you watch the phones"! Same person, sends a company email, "Just to let you know, I'll be out for a week, getting my uterus taking out, please make sure ....
I'm like ...is she serious????
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[quote="Shy41208"]OMG!!!! That ssoooooooooooooooooooo freaking annoying!!! Or at least it used to be!! LOL ...The way I do him NOW is when he say HUH!?? I don't say shyt ..til he says it again ...and it has to be "what you say?" in order for me to repeat it! LOL
Just say to him- If you can "HUH" you can HEAR. lol I used to say that to DH all the time,he would get mad and say, fo' real, what you say. lol
I hate when he starts mumbling! he could be talking loud and clear and then the sound just drifts away. so that's when i say HUH and he goes crazy. lol. I say stop Mumbling all the d@mn time and I will know what the heck you said.
Another thing is no feedback in the convo. I could say so much and he always thinks there is no response needed. Drives me insane
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Oh my the mumbling!!! When I ask what you say ..it's NUFFIN!! I aint say nuffin. Yo I can see you saying SOMETHING I just can't hear you ...I forgot. OMG he forgot yall!!! (that's during an arguement)
I'm serious ...I REALLY don't like talking to him! He's an azz!!!
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Turiya learn to sign TMI for those moments when she starts "over-sharing". TMI=Too Much Information.
Oh and the next time someone buts in to your conversation and incorrectly answers the question; reply "Glad my check doesn't depend on (coworker's name) work/answers, just mine." Not only will it piss them off, but it makes me feel a lot better knowing that they will second guess trying to show me up again.
For those who don't get it and try again, I attempt to hand them some of my assignments/work/projects and tell them that if they want to be me they have to be all of me. (That usually does it for me)
Love lights even the darkest of paths.
What Fire doesn't destroy, only makes stronger.
Even when you don't know; God knows. I will be still and let Him do His thing.
Alone in the world; but always in the company of the Lord.
[quote="Tewright1"]I am a 34 dd naturally and I will just plump 'em up while they stare. It embarrasses the hell out of them and they suddenly won't look ANYWHERE but my eyes. Men are so halfassed sometimes. lol
I am a 40H and I don't have to do too much plumping (shoot it takes everything I have to keep this suckers up). I am 5'3" so they have to look down to my face; but just don't stop until they get to the sista's (Vivian and Vanessa - yep I named them).
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Too funny -- yall I'm going to get in trouble at work -- LOL!!!!
Delight yourself in The Lord & He will give you the desires of your heart!Ps 37
pleeezzzee let's not start with men/children non-communication!!
My DH & son are both the worst!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My son-"huh mama?" me: huh mama?!?!? him: "I mean ma'am mama" he can't hear jack, but he don't miss a beat hearing sounds on that d@#$ x-box!! :)
DH-just don't know how to have a decent conversation, especially if we are having a SERIOUS discussion!! he will talk about tea in china instead of sticking to the topic!!! and I'm like where the h$#@ did THAT come from? we weren't even talking about no d@#$ tea! LOL then he'll say what were we talking about again? at that point I am ready to drop kick him in the neck!!!(but I know there is no way my legs will reach with me 5"4 and him 6"1-LOL)
DH does that too BUT he WILL make that tea convo connect with that present arguement and HE will flow right with it ...while I have the "are you serious" look on my face!
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OMG too funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Delight yourself in The Lord & He will give you the desires of your heart!Ps 37
[quote="soontobebride"]I am a 34 dd naturally and I will just plump 'em up while they stare. It embarrasses the hell out of them and they suddenly won't look ANYWHERE but my eyes. Men are so halfassed sometimes. lol
now that's FUN-NEY!!!!.....HA!!!!!!!!!!!! That's what I'm talkin' about, since they are already google-eyeing them, might as well give them a better view......LOL!....
It's like they just can't help it. I don't have much up top, but I have that "black-girl" booty. It's like they can't help it, at least you all's cleavage is in the front. Answer me this...how am I going to be talking to you....and you steady trying to look at my booty and my thighs...can't you "at least" wait until I walk away? I mean REALLY!>...lol
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You ever walk away and then turn around to see if they're looking at you and catch them staring?! LOL! Too funny. They start looking in all directions, so suprised that you turned around and caught them!
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now that's FUN-NEY!!!!.....HA!!!!!!!!!!!! That's what I'm talkin' about, since they are already google-eyeing them, might as well give them a better view......LOL!....
It's like they just can't help it. I don't have much up top, but I have that "black-girl" booty. It's like they can't help it, at least you all's cleavage is in the front. Answer me this...how am I going to be talking to you....and you steady trying to look at my booty and my thighs...can't you "at least" wait until I walk away? I mean REALLY!>...lol
You ever walk away and then turn around to see if they're looking at you and catch them staring?! LOL! Too funny. They start looking in all directions, so suprised that you turned around and caught them!
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Oh you KNOW I've done that!!!!!lol
I have a pet peeve that I've been holding in because I know it will get me sent to the corner warehouse or banned from ViBride but it must be said:
My pet peeve is when people come online to create drama because their lives are evidently so mundane that they have to come to the internet and LIE to toal strangers!
Really ladies (or maybe gents, who knows), everyone in this sisterhood has something to add. Please stay in your lane. If you don't know, can't add to, haven't experienced, or whatever - just show some love and support and move on. If you just want to chat about randomness, then say that. If you want to make up hypothetical situations and get others opinions for fun, then say that! If you are embarrassed by some of your actions in your personal life and want to "talk" about it without looking stupid, create a new personality like "whatif" did and do that. Hell, say it was a friend of yours that going through - whatever! But please, PLEASE stop the madness! It's unneccesary and you're fooling no one but yourself.
Disclaimer: This is not directed to any ONE person because their are several on here now and in the past that have brought MUD (made up drama) to the board! Love you all, even those of you who are a little "different!"
Future,
I was thinking the same thing but didnt know how to put it into words. I am glad to see that I was alone on this thought in general. As I am usually the Shy one, I just thought that to myself.
LMAO!!!!
Sent to the warehouse!? You was already over here wit your red kool-aid!!!
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[quote="FutureMrsKeepUp"]I have a pet peeve that I've been holding in because I know it will get me sent to the corner warehouse or banned from ViBride but it must be said:
My pet peeve is when people come online to create drama because their lives are evidently so mundane that they have to come to the internet and LIE to toal strangers!
Really ladies (or maybe gents, who knows), everyone in this sisterhood has something to add. Please stay in your lane. If you don't know, can't add to, haven't experienced, or whatever - just show some love and support and move on. If you just want to chat about randomness, then say that. If you want to make up hypothetical situations and get others opinions for fun, then say that! If you are embarrassed by some of your actions in your personal life and want to "talk" about it without looking stupid, create a new personality like "whatif" did and do that. Hell, say it was a friend of yours that going through - whatever! But please, PLEASE stop the madness! It's unneccesary and you're fooling no one but yourself.
Disclaimer: This is not directed to any ONE person because their are several on here now and in the past that have brought MUD (made up drama) to the board! Love you all, even those of you who are a little "different!"
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AMEN TO THIS ONE.
Well said Future!
For that Future, you are officially removed from the corner warehouse! Welcome back sistah -- LMAO!!!!!
Delight yourself in The Lord & He will give you the desires of your heart!Ps 37
FutureMrsKeepUp,
I don't know to cry or get up and shout. You are so on the money! I am one of those who went through all the drama and came out on the other side (no I didn't get married); but it was you true sisters that helped me through it (that's why I came back and come back).
Love lights even the darkest of paths.
What Fire doesn't destroy, only makes stronger.
Even when you don't know; God knows. I will be still and let Him do His thing.
Alone in the world; but always in the company of the Lord.
[quote="FutureMrsKeepUp"]I have a pet peeve that I've been holding in because I know it will get me sent to the corner warehouse or banned from ViBride but it must be said:
My pet peeve is when people come online to create drama because their lives are evidently so mundane that they have to come to the internet and LIE to toal strangers!
Really ladies (or maybe gents, who knows), everyone in this sisterhood has something to add. Please stay in your lane. If you don't know, can't add to, haven't experienced, or whatever - just show some love and support and move on. If you just want to chat about randomness, then say that. If you want to make up hypothetical situations and get others opinions for fun, then say that! If you are embarrassed by some of your actions in your personal life and want to "talk" about it without looking stupid, create a new personality like "whatif" did and do that. Hell, say it was a friend of yours that going through - whatever! But please, PLEASE stop the madness! It's unneccesary and you're fooling no one but yourself.
Disclaimer: This is not directed to any ONE person because their are several on here now and in the past that have brought MUD (made up drama) to the board! Love you all, even those of you who are a little "different!"
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....and can the CHUCH (yup I said chuch) say AMEN!!!!!.....LOL
AMEN (From the Chuch!!!) LOL!!!!!
This has been one interesting day here on Vibride -- LOL!!!!!
Delight yourself in The Lord & He will give you the desires of your heart!Ps 37
[quote="DaughterRhonda"]AMEN (From the Chuch!!!) LOL!!!!!
This has been one interesting day here on Vibride -- LOL!!!!!
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Yes it has...
Hal-lay-luyer! (From the chuch!)
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well right now I have h#$% all in me, so I won't command-yall just throw some holy water on me! :)
[quote="Turiya"]Hal-lay-luyer! (From the chuch!)
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lol...yall are crazy....
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