Jacob, age 92, and Henrietta, age 89, are excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a chemist (drugstore).
Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers "Yes".
Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Jacob:" Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundices?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety..... the works!"
Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, antidotes for Parkinson's Disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Jacob:" You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes. Why do you ask? Is there something I can help you with?"
Jacob says to the pharmacist:"We'd like to nominate your store for our Bridal Registry."
Jacob, age 92, and Henrietta, age 89, are excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a chemist (drugstore).
Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers "Yes".
Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Jacob:" Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundices?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety..... the works!"
Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, antidotes for Parkinson's Disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Jacob:" You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes. Why do you ask? Is there something I can help you with?"
Jacob says to the pharmacist:"We'd like to nominate your store for our Bridal Registry."
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Lol! Very funny. I like that!
Born Blessed!
Too funny -- thanks for sharing!
Delight yourself in The Lord & He will give you the desires of your heart!Ps 37
Now that was a well needed laugh. Thanks for sharing
Striving for better than my Best!!!
LOL!
That was cute. Thanks for sharing.
"I'm a work in progress, God is not through me yet"
I'm not bombarding with these marriage jokes but I think we need to loosen up a bit now & then with a good laugh. So here goes another:
One day Little Johnny says to his father: I want to get married.
Father: Oh, so do you have someone special in your mind?
Johnny: Yes...Grandma
Father: What? There is a problem now; you want to marry my Mother?
Johnny: Why not? You married my mother
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LOL, thats funny.
Too cute!!!!! I needed that thanks DeeLove!
Delight yourself in The Lord & He will give you the desires of your heart!Ps 37