Ladies,
Thanks for all the insight, kind words, advice, support, ears, etc. I'S DID IT; I'S MARRIED NOW!!!!We had a WONDERFUL day weather-wise. No humidity, no rain.
I'm still in the process of locating pics that are available as of now, but I'll hit ya'll w/some laughs. Going back, I was having issues w/the SIL & MIL. Remember how I told you all the SIL specifically wrote in her most ghetto chicken scratch of a handwriting "Attending wedding ONLY"? Ladies....this coon not only showed up 4 the wedding (which she said she would be), but she STAYED for my reception!! And brought her husband!!! Gets worse...the little witch wore WHITE!!! And it was a cheap lookin' white G&G dress for all of like 1.99 on clearance w/99% off. Anyway, moving on... a family member of mine was nice enough to capture his own video footage. We looked at it the other night when we returned from the honeymoon. MIL & his Grandmother sat w/scowls on their faces througout our whole ceremony. Oh well, I guess I'll add them to the "bitter people pile".
Oh, you want more laughs ladies? Ya'll need to sit down for this stuff & don't spit your juice on your screens if you're drinking.
We had an entertainment company for the reception. They provided us w/light up teeth, crazy jester looking hats, light up flowers, etc. Now, our favors were bottles of wine (yes, we bought 300 bottles as favors) & on the bottles I printed out our names, date, w/a little message. These coons (MIL, SIL, & Grandma) STOLE all the favors!! They took people's favors while they were out dancing on the floor. They also STOLE the favors from the DJ. How do I know they stole it you ask? B/c these ghetto baffoons walked out w/BROWN PAPER BAGS that they pulled out from their pocketbooks!!
OH, IT GETS BETTER!!!
The Maitre de (sp?) comes over to my mom & said "Mrs. Weber, I don't mean to alarm you, but I'm giving you a heads up that I will be speaking w/a few of your guests". So, my mom's like what's the issue. Ladies....sit down!! The maitre de says "oh, well it appears that a few of your guests think that this affair is take out as that lady over there (Hubby's gramma) is at the buffet w/a PLASTIC ZIPLOC BAG loading up!!! WTF!!!! Is this a bad dream!!! Needless to say, my mom FLIPPED!!
I can go on, but I'm tired of providing the entertainment on Vi today & Lord KNOWS there's more to tell about (the darn near fight, the wanna-be juvee fest, etc). All in all, it was a great day & a total blast; despite the fact that I was so nervous that I had to be sedated w/Valium (gosh, I love that stuff) & I fainted....2x. Thankfully, not at the service.
My unity candles blew out...AND came back on...must've been some elders above who approved.
Hub's (nickname for hubby now) realizes that I have NO desire whatsoever to associate w/these people EVER again in life! $100K+ wedding & these no class havin', no etiquette havin', will never amount to more than they are baffoons tried to ruin it; in all of their envy. I truly hope it was worth it.
Word of advice for the ones coming up....beware of the psycho family members. They exist, they are real, & they do not need to attend.
found some pics..they're not professionals, so pardon the colors.
[IMG]http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l81/MrsRobinson2B/KJWeddingshot.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l81/MrsRobinson2B/Bridesmaids.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l81/MrsRobinson2B/BridalParty.jpg[/IMG]
I'll upload more later or link you to them.
Ladies,
Thanks for all the insight, kind words, advice, support, ears, etc. I'S DID IT; I'S MARRIED NOW!!!!We had a WONDERFUL day weather-wise. No humidity, no rain.
I'm still in the process of locating pics that are available as of now, but I'll hit ya'll w/some laughs. Going back, I was having issues w/the SIL & MIL. Remember how I told you all the SIL specifically wrote in her most ghetto chicken scratch of a handwriting "Attending wedding ONLY"? Ladies....this coon not only showed up 4 the wedding (which she said she would be), but she STAYED for my reception!! And brought her husband!!! Gets worse...the little witch wore WHITE!!! And it was a cheap lookin' white G&G dress for all of like 1.99 on clearance w/99% off. Anyway, moving on... a family member of mine was nice enough to capture his own video footage. We looked at it the other night when we returned from the honeymoon. MIL & his Grandmother sat w/scowls on their faces througout our whole ceremony. Oh well, I guess I'll add them to the "bitter people pile".
Oh, you want more laughs ladies? Ya'll need to sit down for this stuff & don't spit your juice on your screens if you're drinking.
We had an entertainment company for the reception. They provided us w/light up teeth, crazy jester looking hats, light up flowers, etc. Now, our favors were bottles of wine (yes, we bought 300 bottles as favors) & on the bottles I printed out our names, date, w/a little message. These coons (MIL, SIL, & Grandma) STOLE all the favors!! They took people's favors while they were out dancing on the floor. They also STOLE the favors from the DJ. How do I know they stole it you ask? B/c these ghetto baffoons walked out w/BROWN PAPER BAGS that they pulled out from their pocketbooks!!
OH, IT GETS BETTER!!!
The Maitre de (sp?) comes over to my mom & said "Mrs. Weber, I don't mean to alarm you, but I'm giving you a heads up that I will be speaking w/a few of your guests". So, my mom's like what's the issue. Ladies....sit down!! The maitre de says "oh, well it appears that a few of your guests think that this affair is take out as that lady over there (Hubby's gramma) is at the buffet w/a PLASTIC ZIPLOC BAG loading up!!! WTF!!!! Is this a bad dream!!! Needless to say, my mom FLIPPED!!
I can go on, but I'm tired of providing the entertainment on Vi today & Lord KNOWS there's more to tell about (the darn near fight, the wanna-be juvee fest, etc). All in all, it was a great day & a total blast; despite the fact that I was so nervous that I had to be sedated w/Valium (gosh, I love that stuff) & I fainted....2x. Thankfully, not at the service.
My unity candles blew out...AND came back on...must've been some elders above who approved.
Hub's (nickname for hubby now) realizes that I have NO desire whatsoever to associate w/these people EVER again in life! $100K+ wedding & these no class havin', no etiquette havin', will never amount to more than they are baffoons tried to ruin it; in all of their envy. I truly hope it was worth it.
Word of advice for the ones coming up....beware of the psycho family members. They exist, they are real, & they do not need to attend.
found some pics..they're not professionals, so pardon the colors.
[IMG]http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l81/MrsRobinson2B/KJWeddingshot.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l81/MrsRobinson2B/Bridesmaids.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l81/MrsRobinson2B/BridalParty.jpg[/IMG]
I'll upload more later or link you to them.
"I's married now" - "The Color Purple"
Eeeeee! I am so happy for you! Inspite of all your inlaws garbage I'm so glad you had an awesome time. Congratulations and I completely feel your desire to cut a few IL ties. I can't wait to see your pictures!
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OH WOW! That is too funny! LMAO!
Now while my Granny was known for having a Ziploc bag in her purse she at least knew not to break it out at a wedding! 2 funny!
I guess they were about to get lifted huh? 300 bottles?! LOL!
I am so glad you enjoyed your day and had some comic relief to take some of the edge off! Congrats!
awwwgh, you look stunning!!! I can't wait to see more pics.
Okay, who travels with brown paper bags ???? Girl my MIL showed up at my wedding in white. A long white strapless dress with champagne trim and embrodiery. If she had a veil you would have thought she was the bride. So I can definetly relate on that one.
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Awwwwwwww you look gorgeous and pleasantly (despite the BS), excited!!!!!!!! Now my greatgrandmother went as far as to wash out her gallon size ziplocs and reuse them, but I have never seen her break them out ANYWHERE and load up the fixins, that took the cake. And as if stealing the food was not enough, the wenches (WAINCHES!!!!) had the nerve to steal the drank, heck naw!!!!!! Glad your day turned out to be superb despite it all. I bet they were too mad that they didn't shake you up. They need to quit!!!!!
[quote="tdankel5"]Now my greatgrandmother went as far as to wash out her gallon size ziplocs and reuse them[/quote]
Ok, wait! Is there something wrong with this? I do that! I got it from my mom who got it from my granny! Just one reuse though, and never if chicken was in the bag!
Giiiiiiiiiiirl, I am over here on the floor!!!! They are crazy as hell! I'm glad your hubby didn't take those traits!
You looked beautiful and it looks like y'all were having a blast! Please hurry and post more pics! lol
Oh my gosh your pics are so beautiful!!! I love the picture with the wedding party. I can't front. My Mema is still and will forever be country and has a drawer full of ziplocks she uses and will wash and use again.
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OMG, you look very lovely. CONGRATULATIONS!!
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So, So beautiful!!!! congrats married lady.
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Mrs Robinson, you look amazing and love, love, love your bridesmaids dresses. They're very flattering to each lady. You look like a million bucks even with all the 99cent heffas BS-ing around you.
[quote="FutureMrsKeepUp"]Now my greatgrandmother went as far as to wash out her gallon size ziplocs and reuse them
Ok, wait! Is there something wrong with this? I do that! I got it from my mom who got it from my granny! Just one reuse though, and never if chicken was in the bag!
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Yea, but do you proceed to then pull out 3 brown paper bags from your purse? You know...to take the food home in? Now, that's the height of tacky!
I'm guilty of reusing myself but I agree...NOT for chicken (2 greasy).
"I's married now" - "The Color Purple"
YOU LOOK AMAZING. Could your DH be cheezing any harder? It looks like all went well, and that your bridal party held it together with class. Your new family on the other hand...I'll leave that alone because that pulling out ziploc bags mess has me DYING laughing!!!
well congratulations Mrs.Robinson can't wait for more pictures.
Now THAT is some COMEDY!!! LOL!!! Oh my goodness!!! But I'm glad in spite of all this you had a wonderful day and kept your crazy sense of humour!!! CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU Mrs Robinson!
Awww! Girl you just look like there's not a hater in the world around! I know that made them even more upset! Everything looks lovely, can't wait to see more.
BTW - Granny didn't do the paper bag thing! Her motto "I keep it real as you young folks say - by keeping it country and classy! Nobody knows how country I really am!"
Well Mrs. Robinson it sounds like you had a blast despite the ILs. Congrats to you and your new hubby.
I am so glad you enjoyed your day! You look great :) Just put the crazy in-laws on the "bitter people pile" (where they belong) Congrats!!
Congrats! Your pics are beautiful!
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MrsRobinson, I am so happy for you! The whole group looks great. Congratulations!
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You look fabulous!!! Oh, sorry to hear about the ghetto relatives. You know we all have them. I'm convinced now more than ever that I was right not to invite the drama side of the family. I selected a few that I knew would truly be happy for me...not the "Aw girl you look lovely"; and the moment your back is turned...."Child where'd she get that dress."
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Your pics look great you look like you had a great time.
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Ahhh, you and hubby make a cute couple!! Congrats... Someone please call security. That was too funny.
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