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Raised in a Black Church?

Just a little quiz to make you smile.

RAISED IN A BLACK CHURCH?
You are going to enjoy this!

Can you fill in the blanks:

"First giving ______ to God, who is the _______ of my life, I'd like to say I'm glad to be in the ________ of the Lord one mo' time. Cause he brought me from a ___long_____. I coulda been dead, sleeping in
my________, but God is_______ all the ________, and all the_____, God is _______. He's a _______ over troubled waters. He's a mother to the
________, and a_________to the __________, a doctor in a ________ room, and a___________ in the courtroom! (smile) He's the_______ of the valley, a bright and ________star
He got up early one __________ mon'ing,with all __________ in his
_______. Pray for me that I grow _________ in the Lord."

Also, as you look in your church_______, under the special _________
please keep in your prayer _______ Sista Buela-Mae Jenkins who will be
having her ________ surgery this week. And while you give your tithes
and _______ we humbly ask that you contribute to the church_______ fund and we will be celebrating the pastor's fifteenth________ so anybody please who serves on the _______ board please meet in the ________ following_________. And the women's auxiliary will be selling ________ dinners for $7.00 a _____ along with the youth ______ who will be having their annual ______ sale to help fund their trip to the national youth ministry_______in Tennessee this summer. Parents please be _______that vacation_______school begins June 19, please have your child________ by May 13.

You knew them all, if not most of them, didn't you?!!! You must go to a black church!

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Raised in a Black Church?

Just a little quiz to make you smile.

RAISED IN A BLACK CHURCH?
You are going to enjoy this!

Can you fill in the blanks:

"First giving ______ to God, who is the _______ of my life, I'd like to say I'm glad to be in the ________ of the Lord one mo' time. Cause he brought me from a ___long_____. I coulda been dead, sleeping in
my________, but God is_______ all the ________, and all the_____, God is _______. He's a _______ over troubled waters. He's a mother to the
________, and a_________to the __________, a doctor in a ________ room, and a___________ in the courtroom! (smile) He's the_______ of the valley, a bright and ________star
He got up early one __________ mon'ing,with all __________ in his
_______. Pray for me that I grow _________ in the Lord."

Also, as you look in your church_______, under the special _________
please keep in your prayer _______ Sista Buela-Mae Jenkins who will be
having her ________ surgery this week. And while you give your tithes
and _______ we humbly ask that you contribute to the church_______ fund and we will be celebrating the pastor's fifteenth________ so anybody please who serves on the _______ board please meet in the ________ following_________. And the women's auxiliary will be selling ________ dinners for $7.00 a _____ along with the youth ______ who will be having their annual ______ sale to help fund their trip to the national youth ministry_______in Tennessee this summer. Parents please be _______that vacation_______school begins June 19, please have your child________ by May 13.

You knew them all, if not most of them, didn't you?!!! You must go to a black church!

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Re: Raised in a Black Church?

That was hilarious and so true.

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Re: Raised in a Black Church?

My coworker emailed it to me and I laughed so hard. I knew I had to share with my vibride sisters. :)

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Re: Raised in a Black Church?

Jeez! I didn't think I would be able to so readily fill in the blanks! I need to talk to OUR Women's Auxilary, cause apperently we ain't unique! lol

Thanks ajiamarie! You are such an asset to this site!

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lol Rosie you are funny.

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lol. Rosie, don't worry it shocked me too.

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Re: Raised in a Black Church?

I'm bumping this since it got lost in yesterday's glitch.

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Re: Raised in a Black Church?

That is really funny. I didn't think I would know so many of these. I have to pass this on.

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Re: Raised in a Black Church?

Wow, I only missed one! Too funny!

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Re: Raised in a Black Church?

I got them all! :-) Go me, go me! lol

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Re: Raised in a Black Church?

Too funny! Yes it is obvious that I go to a black church too because I knew most of the answers!

Delight yourself in The Lord & He will give you the desires of your heart!Ps 37

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I wouldn't have it any other way either. It's nothing like that black church experience.

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Re: Raised in a Black Church?

[quote="PureBliss"]I wouldn't have it any other way either. It's nothing like that black church experience.
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I know that's right!

Delight yourself in The Lord & He will give you the desires of your heart!Ps 37

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[quote="PureBliss"]I wouldn't have it any other way either. It's nothing like that black church experience.
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AMEN to that!

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Re: Raised in a Black Church?

I agree. That was great ajiamarie. Are you AME? I am.

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Re: Raised in a Black Church?

Can I get an AMEN!!!!!

Happiness is only a prayer away!

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[quote="Marshine"]I agree. That was great ajiamarie. Are you AME? I am.
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Yup. The church where Rhony had her wedding is my home church, born and raised. :) St. James AME Church - Rev. William D. Watley is my Pastor.

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Re: Raised in a Black Church?

This is to cute

SEASONS IM WALKING INTO MY SEASON

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Re: Raised in a Black Church?

Very funny!I like it!

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