Flat as a Board (lol)

I think a strapless dress would like nice

I agree. If the material that went across the boobs was pleated or was a different material than the rest of the dress it would also make her look a little more "endowed".

Here's a pic of my BM dresses:

[img]http://www.alfredangelo.com/images/products/0/b1206d74-6c38-4705-b174-66d83ae96957.enlargedNormal.jpg[/img]

Wow that's the color of my wedding as well, with chocolate brown. Are your BMs different sizes or all small?

I think a strapless dress looks good on almost everybody depending on the cut of it. If you are "heavier" up there you can get a dress with more material and support and it will still look nice. If you are "challenged" up there you can get a different cut of strapless like the sweetheart neckline......I'm challenged up there and my wedding dress is a strapless with a sweetheart neckline and it looks really good...

[quote="FutureMrsKeepUp"]Ok help me out STB. Is a sweetheat neckline the one with the dip in the center like a heart?
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Yes that's the sweetheart neckline. I don't the official names of the others but there's strapless dresses that kind of come up to a point in in the middle, there are dresses like the above photo that curve, there are strapless dresses that are straight across, you can get them high cut, low cut....so there is definately something out there for your "challenged" bridesmaid.....lol

I am guessing that the strapless dress won the vote.

The only other suggestion is buying them some breast enhancers to put in there bra's.

GIRL,I bought some breast enhancers one time...you know the gel ones that you tuck into your bra. Anyway, being all confidant I went out to the club with my girls. Don't you know that one of the titi's slid right out and hit the dance floor with a loud "SPLAT" Girl it sounded like someone got slapped in the face.
I politely stepped away from the titti and pointed it out to my girlfriend who just about died laughing. She then proceeded to kick 1/2 of my $40 set of gel titti's across the dance floor.
Needless to say I was mortified!!! But no one knew I was the owner of said titti.
Moral of the story: They aren't really yours, and they may not stay put. Won't do that again.

[quote="MsBoston"]GIRL,I bought some breast enhancers one time...you know the gel ones that you tuck into your bra. Anyway, being all confidant I went out to the club with my girls. Don't you know that one of the titi's slid right out and hit the dance floor with a loud "SPLAT" Girl it sounded like someone got slapped in the face.
I politely stepped away from the titti and pointed it out to my girlfriend who just about died laughing. She then proceeded to kick 1/2 of my $40 set of gel titti's across the dance floor.
Needless to say I was mortified!!! But no one knew I was the owner of said titti.
Moral of the story: They aren't really yours, and they may not stay put. Won't do that again.
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OKAY.....IT'S DONE....YOU HAVE NO SENSE AT ALL!!!!! HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I MEAN THAT FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART!!!! LOL!!!!

Now, that was too funny.

The dress that my girls are wearing looks good on the small as well as the large. I have one girl that is HUGE but the dress minimizes her well.

Ok I think i just got myself introuble MS. B your are too silly. I am tiny up top as well I recently tried on a halter and it looked fine but the strapless was nice too.I guess it just depends on the dress itself. Let her try on a few and see how she looks in them.

Girl I almost pissed my pants. You can't be shaking your money maker with body parts that aren't really yours.

[quote="MsBoston"]GIRL,I bought some breast enhancers one time...you know the gel ones that you tuck into your bra. Anyway, being all confidant I went out to the club with my girls. Don't you know that one of the titi's slid right out and hit the dance floor with a loud "SPLAT" Girl it sounded like someone got slapped in the face.
I politely stepped away from the titti and pointed it out to my girlfriend who just about died laughing. She then proceeded to kick 1/2 of my $40 set of gel titti's across the dance floor.
Needless to say I was mortified!!! But no one knew I was the owner of said titti.
Moral of the story: They aren't really yours, and they may not stay put. Won't do that again.
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Okay, I'm DONE!!! Stick a fork in me!! Girl, you need a straight jacket!! That's the funniest f'ing thing I've heard in a minute. That beats my hairpiece flying out the sunroof on my 1st date w/FH.

[quote="MrsRobinson2b
Okay, I'm DONE!!! Stick a fork in me!! Girl, you need a straight jacket!! That's the funniest f'ing thing I've heard in a minute. That beats my hairpiece flying out the sunroof on my 1st date w/FH.
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OKAY WAIT A MINUTE....that's pretty funny too!...LOL!....How embarassing was that?.....

[quote="soontobebride"][quote="MrsRobinson2b
Okay, I'm DONE!!! Stick a fork in me!! Girl, you need a straight jacket!! That's the funniest f'ing thing I've heard in a minute. That beats my hairpiece flying out the sunroof on my 1st date w/FH.

OKAY WAIT A MINUTE....that's pretty funny too!...LOL!....How embarassing was that?.....
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I messed up my quote but this was for MrsRobinson

[quote="MsBoston"]GIRL,I bought some breast enhancers one time...you know the gel ones that you tuck into your bra. Anyway, being all confidant I went out to the club with my girls. Don't you know that one of the titi's slid right out and hit the dance floor with a loud "SPLAT" Girl it sounded like someone got slapped in the face.
I politely stepped away from the titti and pointed it out to my girlfriend who just about died laughing. She then proceeded to kick 1/2 of my $40 set of gel titti's across the dance floor.
Needless to say I was mortified!!! But no one knew I was the owner of said titti.
Moral of the story: They aren't really yours, and they may not stay put. Won't do that again.
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Okay, Ms B all I want to know is after she kicked it across the floor, did you bend down and pick it up? LOL... You two will laugh about that forever.

MrsRobinson, that's the mark of a true diva to lose the hair and keep the man. Go head girl. LOL That reminds me of that episode of I love New York and her fur eyelash came off in the pool. I was dying.

I am dying over here!!!! Just what I needed. Sept you are right. My girls are wearing the same dresses in apple and it looks good from the heaviest, size 24 to the smallest size 8

Oh, I missed this one...
It was I true riot! Never to forget. Pam, I was tempted to to pick it up, shoot...they were expensive. But I didn't have the heart.

MrsRTB, now THAT is a mess! How do you go on. Do you pretend that it never happened, do you acknowledge it?!? I mean where do you even go from there? Hope it was the end of the date.

Yeah, the mess we go through.

Future, she try it on yet? whatcha gonna do?

[quote="TAJMOM"]I am dying over here!!!! Just what I needed. Sept you are right. My girls are wearing the same dresses in apple and it looks good from the heaviest, size 24 to the smallest size 8
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Oooh, I didn't know that Taj. I can't wait to see it on your girls.