Kids will do it everytime!

Future, I must have about a million of those stories. Have to say, yours is pretty bad...LOL!!

But what I really wanted to say is that now I have that dumb song in my head, and I will probably have it in there all day...Ahhhhhhh

I'm a youth educator at my church and one day the students and I were having a descussion about things parents tell us to do that might not make sense to us. (In relation to how God will tell you to do things that might not make sense.) A nine year old girl says "Yeah, like the one time I was washing the dishes and my mom told me to put some elbow grease in it." Do you know the child took it literally and started to wash the dishes with her elbows!!! LOL! We all shared a good laugh about it.

LOL LOL LOL, as some of you know we have 3 boys. Well our youngest is our "drama king", he became ill in school one day ( running fever etc.) and we were called to pick him up, it just so happens we were both off so we went together and when we got there everybody in the office was laughing and the principle said that my son had told the nurse " I know what's wrong with me" and she said that the nurse asked him "what?" and he replied " I caught the diabetes from my daddy I told him to cover his mouth now I'm sick too" the principal said that the nurse came and told her and the office staff and they were all cracking up! My child is a MESS...

These are some very cute stories!!!! Keep them coming

AWWWW lol! The baby thought he caught diabetes! That's so cute!

[quote="FutureMrsKeepUp"]I was telling one of my BM about my daughter. She is a bus driver for Chicago's public transportation where children under 7 ride free. She said a little boy got on her bus with his grandmother and walked right pass her w/o paying. As she heard the little boy talking she said he sounded very intelligent. She asked him how old he was. His reply "I'm 6, but when I get off the bus I'll be 7 again!"
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Now that story about the seven year old was hilarious.
My husband has 4 sisters, he is the only boy and the youngest child. One day he said he didn't want to go to school because he was sick, and his mom asked him what was wrong and he told her, "I got the cramps". I thought that was too funny. I guess if he heard them say that and they got away with it, then he was going to try it too. Needless to say, his mom said he took his little tail to school, with the cramps haha.

Ok, I haven't been blessed with kids yet but I used to babysit a little girl who was 5 when this happened. The little girl's mom had been shopping around for churches since she isn't from the area originally. Well, after going to three different churches in a month, my little charge was all hyped about prayer. So we're playing Dora the Explorer Candyland (for the 8th time) and she spins the wheel and screams "Win one for Jesus!" I almost fell out, I was laughing so hard.

LOL!!!!! Wow! I would have fell out!!!

girl i got one better then that, my daughter went to church sunday without any panties on. She had on stockings because it was a little chilly out, but no underwear. I wanted to kill her when we got home.

That is toooo funny house!!!

My niece is a mess, my sister drops her off a my house and I take her to school in the morning. I usually sleep in 1 of 3 shirts that I find really comfortable...This little girl had nerve enough to tell me she already saw me in that shirt this YEAR! And if I need more clothes, I can go to the mall, & if I can't afford those I could go to the place where her mommy donate shoes (goodwill) b/c that's where po' people go to get clothes... I was ready to slap that taste out of her mouth, then I remembered she's only 4!

My youngest is a mess too. I remember when she got out of the tub ...and I asked her to wash up ...she said yeah I even washed both my butts ...for the life of me I couldn't get what she was saying until my son told me ...because she got a butt crack, she thinks she got 2 butts! ...LOL

Very funny Turiya

when my son was younger, i want to say 8 or 9, i took him to popeye's chicken and told him to order whatever he wanted. he politely walked up to the counter and said "i want some caucasian chicken" i told him no dear, that would be cajun chicken.

i was so embarrased, but i couldnt help but bust out laughing.

we were at a family dinner after burying my uncle and my 7 yr old said, "hey mama, here comes our cousin with no teeth"-I was REALLY embarrassed but my cousin just laughed it off!
and for you ladies that said you can't get your kids to wear underwear...my son on occasion have worn 2 pair--i asked him why he has on 2 and his reply is "I forgot to change" how in the h(*& do you forget to change, but you put 1 pair over the other????

LOL!!!!!>>>He forgot to change!

LOL WOW! I love these. Keep them comming. :)

LMAO!!!

[quote="FutureMrsKeepUp"]To be a kid again!

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. - Alan, age 10 (2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. - Kristen, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? (1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. - Camille, age 10 (2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married. - Freddie, age 6

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?(1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. - Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MUM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?(1) Both don't want any more kids. - Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? (1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. - Lynnette, age 8 (2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. - Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR? (1) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. -Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? (1) When they're rich. - Pam, age 7(2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that. - Curt, age 7 (3 ) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. - Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. - Anita, age 9

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED? (1 ) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? - Kelvin, age 8

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? (1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck. - Ricky, age 10

LOL!
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I like the last one....and the one about if you kiss someone, you should marry them....its the right thing to do! These are ALL so cute!