Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School. Usually, she slept through the class. One day the Nun, called on her while she was sleeping
"Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?" When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.
"God Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret. The Nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching her class.
A little later the nun asked Mary Margaret,