THE PERFECT DRESS
The wedding day was fast approaching. Everything was ready, and nothing could dampen SaVannah's excitement, not even her parents' nasty ol' divorce.
Her mother Sheila finally found the PERFECT dress to wear and wouldbe the best dressed mother of the bride EVER!!! A week later, SaVannah was horrified to learn her new young stepmother, Barbie, had purchased the same dress as SaVannah's mother's. She asked Barbie to exchange the dress, but Barbie refused, "Absolutely not! I'm going to wear this dress; I'll look like a million in it!" SaVannah told her mother, who graciously replied, "Never mind dear. I'll get another dress, after all it's YOUR special day, not hers."
Two weeks later, another dress was finally found. When they stopped for lunch, SaVannah asked her mother, "What are you going to do with the first dress? Maybe you should return it. You don't have any place to wear it." Sheila grinned and replied, "Of course, I do, dear! I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner!"
The Perfect Dress (funny story)
Wed, 09/14/2005 - 15:37
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The Perfect Dress (funny story)
THE PERFECT DRESS
The wedding day was fast approaching. Everything was ready, and nothing could dampen SaVannah's excitement, not even her parents' nasty ol' divorce.
Her mother Sheila finally found the PERFECT dress to wear and wouldbe the best dressed mother of the bride EVER!!! A week later, SaVannah was horrified to learn her new young stepmother, Barbie, had purchased the same dress as SaVannah's mother's. She asked Barbie to exchange the dress, but Barbie refused, "Absolutely not! I'm going to wear this dress; I'll look like a million in it!" SaVannah told her mother, who graciously replied, "Never mind dear. I'll get another dress, after all it's YOUR special day, not hers."
Two weeks later, another dress was finally found. When they stopped for lunch, SaVannah asked her mother, "What are you going to do with the first dress? Maybe you should return it. You don't have any place to wear it." Sheila grinned and replied, "Of course, I do, dear! I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner!"
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Phenomonique, this is a good one :-).
Blessed be the Lord my strength ......
That's great! Women are so witty! Is that a true story?
I don't know, but it's a hoot!
Living my life like it's GOLDEN!!
I wish vibride had sound so you all could hear me hallow when I read this. Phenomonique.....you are fabulous, I love it! :-)
Charlotte wishes you all a beautiful Christmas filled with loads of love, laughter and the true meaning of this blessed season.
LOL!!!
Very, very nice! Go 'head Sheila!
I'm a married woman as of December 2, 2006.
Delight yourself also in the Lord & He shall give you all the desires of your heart.-Psalm 37:4
oh LORDY! How did I miss this one??? [rothflmao]
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This is one of them jokes that you can come back a month later and still bust out laughing when you read it.
Charlotte wishes you all a beautiful Christmas filled with loads of love, laughter and the true meaning of this blessed season.